Helicopters are violently unnatural, work of Satan

Like planes are fine, but helicopters are a hellish forces of unmatched evil.

Anyway

6 years of tax evasion 

This website has been commiting tax fraud for the past half a decade, I even filed to start collecting sales tax around 2 years ago, it just never happened for some reason? This evasive journey started when I was just a lad, and now I’m 20. To be honest I’m really glad this domain is at least living up to the name, I’d even consider it important. I’m wondering how long I have until they get really really pissed at me, I’m suprised that they haven’t already.  They can’t get mad at me atp. It’s been this long, let’s aim for 7 years.